Bellies

Whose belly is bigger?

Me at 38+weeks pregnant.....

Or my dear husband..... at..... well......

Questions

I hate to title this blog "Dumb Questions", but really, that's kinda what I'm thinking.

Ok, I'm 2 weeks away from my due date. Since we've found out that this little bundle is a boy and have been sharing the news, some people upon hearing the fact that this baby is of the male gender ask, "Are you excited?!" Even if they just had found out I was pregnant, they could still ask "Are you excited?" Seriously? What other answer do they expect besides yes? I would just once like to say, "No, we're not excited. In fact, we're pretty pissed." I mean, come on. Of course we're excited. And the other question is "Are you ready to have the baby?" To which I sometimes wish I could answer, "No actually. This is quite comfortable being the size of a cow and having my insides kicked to pieces. I think I'd like to stay this way for the rest of my life."

And just in case anyone is interested, the new season premiers start next week and at the top of my list on Monday is Dancing With the Stars and of course, the Bachelor. And Lord help us....... this new Bachelor is a sight to behold!

Hot!!

I'm hot. I'm just saying. It needs to hurry up and be about 60 degrees or I need to have this kid. I don't care which one comes first, but one of them needs to happen in a hurry because I'm sweating just sitting here!!!

Two more weeks (and 2 days) until my due date. Anyone have any sure fire tips to get this kid out?